Terms of Use

📜 Terms and Conditions

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Effective Date: 10/16/2025

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Welcome to The Departed Dispatch. By accessing or using our website (thedeparteddispatch.com), you agree to the following terms and conditions. If you don’t agree, feel free to haunt another corner of the internet.

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1. Content & Copyright

All original content on this site—including articles, images, and branding—is the intellectual property of The Departed Dispatch, unless otherwise noted. You may share our content for non-commercial purposes with proper attribution. Please don’t copy, republish, or monetize our work without permission. That’s just bad karma.

2. User Contributions

We welcome your comments, submissions, and stories. By submitting content, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to publish, edit, and share it on our platform. Don’t post anything unlawful, defamatory, or hateful—we reserve the right to remove content and block users who violate this policy.

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3. External Links

We sometimes link to other websites for reference or entertainment. We’re not responsible for their content or privacy practices. Click wisely.

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4. Disclaimer

This site is for entertainment and commentary purposes. While we strive for accuracy, we make no guarantees about the completeness or reliability of any information. Always fact-check before citing us in your dissertation or eulogy.

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5. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms of Use from time to time. Continued use of the site means you accept any changes. We’ll post the updated date at the top of this page.